the only gummy blog

2011-04-07T15:11:00.001+08:00

fawckaafff!!

2010-01-24T03:09:00.019+08:00

i am less snappy nowadays. no idea why but its kinda sad for the blog sake, since its a scroll of images since i had it changed some time last year when i found that it was kinda tl;dr. but snapping everything that i've been through would be alot sadder - far worst than any generic liAnzXz blog. im sure it would be interesting for everyone that come round here, but shit, a snap for everything since i last blogged, would be a scrollfullfuck of images per post.

right.

le matt's roflcopter script. click to zoom
phillipines art

new mambo kakis

sandy, jun kai and vanessa
sandy spraying that orange flash at me.
keli
SUJING!
the jeffman

anatomy painting and drawings

the sketch for perspective study. did this with together with shirley khng yaww

karyn
happytime
jiapeh
helmet head

ya, thats rui drunk alongside with his homie, jestyn, which looked like a cambodian hood rat kid from the movie gran torino.

his table that he insist that i highlight if i were to cover that night.

after ther beer and martell mix

other wednesday night.
jeff's birthday. thats him with an old sage in zouk.
lovely spread of succulent fried fingerfood
clayrene and the lovely zing with the shiny nasal ring
she kinda like rented the entire telok blangah hill. which suits for large occasions like weddings and shit.
the entire hill
me and my nigger shane, had to manually climb up the stairs which seemed to look like it was built by thousands of local bricklayers during the post-colonial era over some decades. now, building that would take a couple of months with only 7 bangla workers powered by hokkien taskmasters and heavy machinerys.
the fortress view. the venue's at the banyan tree at the top.

house party over in the studio. the CAWCKMEAT SANDWICH PARTY!

thats me in the rapples and smoking that fat cigar.

thats grace covering her face cos shes red as shit

thats max. if you ignore the scale in this image, it looks like nat's about to shove a guitar into her 'gina.

thats ju slamming the communal sofa. which everybody knows, the year 3's couch for sex. it turned yellow over the years of jizz and sweat of intercourses dating back through the fine art alumnis of the 90's.
thats francesca drunk out of her tits.
she said something along the line like, ' oh, alcohol evaporates, so im like doing this so that it would transfer like up to my legs instead of my brainz.
nat came and brought the sauza
jr drank on knifepiont
sara chow
thats not sandwich in max's mouth. thats pre drunk vomit in action. only cos i had this still taken in national geographic level photography.
the pen knife was really multifunctional that night. it helped spread the butter, cut the lettuces and tomato, wrist slitting, 'cutting the deal' with the cold storage cashier and more..
nat again.
the alcohol for the night.
the vehicles parked outside.o
post apocalyptic. fuck this should be like my 'unfinished breakfast' painting model.

ju with the CLIT. chicken, lettuce, tomato.
JR with the triple deck
janna being a yardie
peanutbutter and ham and jam an cheese and tomatoes and chips. damn francescaa..
shuckaloehana
insert sexy word
tripple deck

gooberr
grocs

setting up
the knife
then the swapping of paintings back to its former glory

ookkaayyy i will update a better one within a week i promise. some long shit that you guys would enjoy. sorry for those who waited with bated breath for this. i can help you master it. huhuh.

right. brb

batshit insane part 1

2009-12-23T04:26:00.004+08:00

to be continuedd.

wham, bam, thank you ma'am

2009-12-13T20:12:00.007+08:00

oh god, ive been a busy person this entire month.

click to zoom.

do attend guys

sheryl and eunice. my partners in the exhibition thats gonna happen soonsx this friday. do come over and check out our works. we got food, wine, and my awesome art for all the troubles coming down.
oranje. she looks purdy all the time.
yingwen.
zhiwei and shakalobaba. everyone dress the same thing in this flea. the same dress, same belt, same make up, same gladiators sandals. its as if its 2008 all over again..
some nights back in mambo. milkshake in supperclub was terrible! music was awesome tho, but the crowd(satanicly tight), bar (i wonder how does clubs make money when the bartender shows off his shit on every other drink and delay the payments of the lined up paying patron. chop chop fucker) all in all it was rubbish.

some UFO shit in zouk
drank at caramel 1 (the cafe in dhoby beside cathay) . courtesy of bruce
trying on the Yahoo santa suit
elevators in bedok. get a load of this lift man hahahaha. imagine staying on the 3rd floor and goin to work everyday..
my sister making some carmella simisai pudding. i know theres a nicer word for it.

the best of 2009 japaneselumberyardhell post coming soon. checkemout in a week or so.

arr!! captain davie jones

2009-12-06T22:48:00.003+08:00

yea niggaz i got them pet hermit crab.

so sick brah

2009-12-03T09:43:00.002+08:00

such an accurate parody of an mtv/much music show...i LOL'D till I DIE'D. you will too. seriously, slam a turbo fuel and watch them both. in part 2 they have the talk about tattoos and it's sick brah... you HAVE to watch it till the end

chiongsuadiecockstand no way MLIA

2009-12-02T12:51:00.018+08:00

i've been dota-ing lately. and i feel like shit..
and i think im gonna flunk my assessment. shitfuckballz.xzxzx... time management goes out of hand. consistency is paramount next year..

seriously, its an all time low now. ha. ive been eating alot lately, im goin to zoukout which means i would look like a fat hooker, i watched tv too and the last time i remembered turning the tv on was like 2 years ago? no srsly. and i find miley cyrus party in the USA and that jesse mccartney body language song awesome.. somethings fucking wrong. MLINA.

(my life is not average)

DCS.

(diecockstand)

a fat symphony
bryan tay over at the stan chart meet.
jonathan participated too. fulll marathon ROFLLMAOLOLHAHA!!
francesca
night riding convoy
new g-spots

east coast skate bowl
shinman bought a new motorbike. get a load of this guy. wearing the t-pain glasses jacket and honda wave and all.

qing daaa

went out with seline that night
streets at clarke quay. nabeh, the service charge percentage is BIIGG!

side project

to be continued. lookin very O levels standard now.

haha, on the bright side, if this goes on, i'd be FUCKING humorous during conversations.

the fat boss.
NUS

50th anniversary of the grannies
my retarded sister making a speech

some underground event rightclicka had over at the former singapore coast guard. you can meet every kind of peoples from the creative industry right her. good thing heineken green room invited me over. (though i hated beer) i never felt so chi chi.

diulei LOMO hai
jason ho

dubstep dubwise
giant moth

over at evelyn's place. we celebrated alina's birthday.
SHIRLEY!!!
alina 21

pudding and custard. i watched brainiac series.(courtesy to mio tv). and one of them featured that you could walk on custard.
the lion
warren buffet
rabbit peoples. tsk tsk danya.

why does everyone has to do the animal hand gestures. and wtf kind of animal does a peace sign?
my creations of balloons. you can see why they're proudly showing them off..
shao wei and pong pong. haha (im just making shit up)
pong pong, yuan yuan and mou mou
ramen buffet

jeff!
robin
shermiee
was joking the other time when i said: wanna cut hair uh? go qb house lor! hahalolol. and they actually did. :(.
abstract photography
best figure drawing
best drawing 3
fastest everr

sex on a bar
and check out grace's space..

check out her iPallette

slowest painting everr
i spilt beer over in the studio. was stumbling over back with shirley after some gallery opening.

this two were fighting in the photography darkroom when i came over:

cheese scam.
ZHIWEI IS THE CUTEST CREATURE ON EARTHH!!! someone tuk my cloth. arr rawr. wlao supercute la.
angela. NABEH U UNTAG MY IMAGE ARR RAWRR!!!

seacrest out/

peanut skipper

2009-11-06T10:46:00.018+08:00

halloween night

3rd year going to a club for halloween, agreed to the general consensus that during halloween, singaporeans.are.not.creative. they say halloween is an excuse for girls to dress slutty, guys to dress in drag, to be creative or go as a pop culture celebrity figure just to do a cool impression all night. i dont seee it, or maybe i waan't out in clubs where outstanding and artsy indie people go. you know, home club or maybe butterfact. but most of the artsy outstanding fashion kind you know in singapore are just plain CMI(cantmakeit) when it comes to this. i only found cool and funny ones from white peoples/international school kids that talks with an accent. i dont know, but after seeing like 40 micheal jacksons that kinda sums up clarke quay's crowd that night.

with seline yun. she's dressed as gaga i think.

zouk.
oh, and i let an unicorn go again. if you'er a chic, 1.5/6m and was (TASTEFULLY) dressed as a zombie over at zouk, directly by the DJ booth somewhere round 2-3am, YOU HAVE TO FIND ME!!.

velvet underground, yaw:
PK! guy's back from camp and was so stoked for alcohol.

me and my minion. i secretly would like to join the 501st legion. i dont know if this is a sick joke, but if tudong lady could join, something is fucking wrong! i should be inside, r-else id feel inferior mang. i dont know why.
assile
her bro in pyramidhead (some silent hill character)
some asshole who didn't dress up's head blocked out my shot of a guy who dressed as YouTube. he was carrying a large board over his head and it had the movie interface and all drawn on it. he looked so fucking hilarious

had the white angel over at some hong kong cafe in clarke quay
robin
ghouls night out
for some reason i liked the exorcist chic face. i had to take this.
fat kid's neck. took this on one of the AMKSS mural painting day. was there on the lastest day, and they told me to remember their school uniform motifs/pattern and have it implemented. so i grabbed a fat kid by the collar, he had six layers of fats on his neck and was like yelling like some michelin man logo. and took this for reference.
ayu

some random night
look who i found
jeffrey
qingdarr
wingman
breakneck

over at da: ns over at esplanade, they have a workshop on mambo. pretty cool. usually they have contemporary/ ballroom cultural dance thingy goin on.

the still-life for my semestral final painting. cant believe i spent a day setting this up:

the gang ride

xue ling
best/coolest drinking game ever.

simpang bedok

ju painting on the semestral collabo' work
with his dreads
familiar stamp
ben presenting his dish. he came in front of the class with a plate full of sand and plastic forks and all. and started eating it. and then started yelling "zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn!!" over a period of roughly 2 mins. a 'power' gesture. performance art student.

man u vs liverpool match. big hype supposedly. watched it in some coffeehouse somewhere over where the domus used to be. they got the match projected over some massive screen the size of an entire wall

edmund's. commissioned work
ivory black acrylic + chinese ink on stretched canvas. working on a proper seal

over at Ang Mo Kio Primary School.
grace with our incomplete ''Mo Mo" (theres 6 bubblets creature called Ang Ang, Mo Mo, Kio Kio and so on.)

the nafa painting team working on the mural.

primary school's piss bowl suddenly went reeeal low. your dick needs to be like hung reeaaalll low.
horse stance

forgot her name. she's cute
forgot his name. he's not cute
ah lian
jason tan
kenrick

more next week.

right now, im studying steel

2009-10-05T03:11:00.043+08:00

heres something nice to look at in case i havent update anything in future.

hello, im back.

i know you guys are understanding. school and events are up my ass. i dont think my ass have the threshold to squeeze in any further activites like blogging in. if only theres something consumable that could substitute sleep. i would like purchase and stockpile that shit. and at the time like now, sleep is possibly the last thing in my head, mang.

here's a shoutout from anna
shot i took in yishun. the clouds look like marshmallow UFOs.
jogging with max and leng loi. we officially ran 5.2km in 48mins. huhuh. we're gonna start shaving 3 mins every week. feel free to join us every fri night. heres a shot in some under tunnel and in school.

some jedi shit
MSTRKRFT was playing that night. more like MSTRB8
soulja boy
double handed light sabre
the birthday woman.
DANCENYA!!
josh
peeweee

Kimimimiimimilogy
birthday girlll
the DJs that night.
fullhouse

stroke of a genius. peewee's sister. jade. high level in my list. haha
girlfight

over at the other gang.
ryan nile yaw
shikin(right) looks delicious here
wanqi, sheena and shikin. gum like tripod.
sheena

shane loves banana

over at home.. the woodcut engravature blablabla project

blueprinting the block, carving, translation, kanji, further detailing and inking coming up.
to be continued... as always.

boots of trav. sange and yasha, manta style, basher, black king bar, divine rapier.
oil painting project
karyn's phone. shes showing off her 'revolutionary' Nokia phonebook feature
the usual kaki

i saw the sign.

samson
jason tan

looking money here.
sara took this shot. didnt know this HD feature was possible. and that should possibly be wenfong's pallette.
oh, and by the way. this is my cheebye HP tx1000 laptop. its essentially useless now. because the wireless adaptor got fried for some reason. its also one of the reason why it took so long for the update here. anyways, all user of the HP laptop of this type seem to not be able to fix it. the laptop 'just so happened' to show errors 1month after the warranty ends.
thinking of buying a new laptop. and comex it fair just passed. ugh.
funny how internet is soo important. back then i would be contented for months with CD-ROM games and MS Paint (my favourite).

NAFA FUN DAY.
womg wtf i cunt blief u gyz din cum lolxzx h4xx0r.

let me tell you what happened. this is too good not to share.
there was this telematch game event where everyone has to transfer as much water as possible from that they're wearing to the team bucket, so essentially team with the most amount of water wins.

this was what happened. i was standing facing a team bucket. then on a perfect 12 o 'clock vantage point full frontal view, a fellow babe participant in a bikini squeeze water out of her woot woot the fiona-xie-valley way. and this doesnt happen once.

that made my day already. maybe thats why they call it the FUN day.

apart from the fact that shes facing the other way round, you can also see the what the girl in pink on the bottom left to get a little gist of what im talking about. on the right you can see miguel my lecturer. hes prolly having a boner that you guys cant see :D

my niggaz rollin' in tha lazy pool
tsunami that way.

over at meng meng's place:

over at shit hill:

i bet you dont have this kinda timberlake trees in yo hood, cos we livin' high, knaw mean??.
if this shot were taken professionally, this would be fine art for various reasons.

the nemesis!

videowoman.

matthew's sticker collections.

D.S we the best in the business.

P.S: we got dicks like Jesus.

karyn

nasi lee

nasi drinks like every night. thats like fuck frequent for my age.

barely drunk

max changing clothes in the studio.
heres predator . without the mask. and malay.

thambi prata store employee. hahah eee... dude. stuffing dreads in your nosehole! wonder if its long enough you would try the asshole.

anyways, we were in shit high spirits after puasa was over.

hari raya seasons overseas:

the 7 eleven over at malaysia is the size of parklane peace centre man.

primary 4 level signage designs
ARRRRRRR lai!! D. We. D!! D. We. D!! manyak bagus.
double daging special cheese. rm 3.50. i ate like 6 of them in a day. the following day, i shat bricks.

fireworkss

XPAC!!!!!

dragon eggs
the best
mini firecrackers
roman candle
bumble bees

raya in singapore:

look at the size of that crystal-studded buttons. my family hates losing in fashion.

showing the menu to the less retarded sister.
the list says: what 'de fuck

for some reason i feel cheated. especially the fact that i drink them every day here but at the same price in SGD.
F1 season

CNG refill station/port . the biggest one in Asia. or the world?? correct me.

cheap cheap

my cousin and sis. eeeeee....
my other cousin.
leng loi sweeping hair
shirley!
$8 rice! and $2 bandong. if its secondary school, my money would be finished right here.

B. M. Double Jew.
it really looks like Hell. must be a sign.
Robin.

karyn pissed on the floor

kenrick
look. i brush my teeth regularly. huhuhuh

im so in love with this painting
some baby angel came down and painted me a man.

me:you want black for the hair??

little kid: i dowan. i only like pink and red.

so cute....

talk about pink, heres some random image i think would be cool to throw in. huhuhuhuh.. this entire picture is hilariouss

jannah erasing lewis hamilton's signature with red paint.
romero britto. manly arms and audemar piquet watch. classic awesomeness.
FACIAL!!
riding his cow.
the ceramic tile we worked with. it has lewis hamilton's signature and actual formula one threadmarks
the gallery

shirley!!!
rina loves banana too.
heart-shaped nose hole
adeline figure modelling

willemgard inspired self portrait. not really well executed. was kind of in a rush
bryan.

cafe cartel has an insane offer currently. 50% off snacks, frappes and shit. after 9pm. perfect time for a pre-meal before enjoying the nightlife.

not paid to promote.

every fasters look like this on puasa month
when leopard preeeengs attack.
when i go out i like to wear:
something red

and loud
you know
boomst

my birthday:

my mother got man arms.

this is the cake jacqueline got for me. you're always my chiobu

cake that syirr and belle got for me

my old aunt went shopping at isetan to get some belt and wallet set for me.

my dick, needs no introduction,
your dick, doen't even function
my dick looks like a pumpkin,
your dick, looks like Macauley Culkins
my dick, rumble in the jungle.
your dick, got touch by your uncle.

somebody call nine one one

2009-09-10T06:41:00.002+08:00

okay, this post would be filled with nothing in regards to anything going on in the world, social issues or current affairs. i have no materials to discuss anything blog-worthy, so due to this, in my part i am sorry. for that, i would pass you a copy of the Economist if you found this apology disatisfying. its all nightlife and photo evidence that would bring me closer and closer to hell, man. specially during the puasa month. i dont want to vanquish in hell, that explains the entire reason why im seeking forgiveness to almost everything. this entire paragraph would sound so fucking silly after hari raya. hoho.

so this was like just now in zouk. it was kenrick's birthday:

his cousin, grace. ultra-interesting. she drove me home just now. very very embarassing.

anthony tai was spotted drunk half past ten sporting a bengster hair and branded clothes.
robin
the kaki
it was kenrick's birthday today. and thats him downing 2 flaming lambos.

and assile(elissa) got me this overpriced mambo king badge for my birthday present in advance.

mamboing in the deli.

upon entering the shop, the shop attendant was like: womg, are you like from nafa??

and i was like: um, like yeah, im dealing with fine arts

and she was like: me too! but im in fashion mercc.. hi my name is mandy.

oh, and i realised, shaneman is like fuckin' famous in school..

jennie after our 12km hike down and up in macritchie

social house. you fuckers better attend horr!!

not clear inside because im using my sis's hp that time. i think the club has one of the lowest and dimmest lighting in singapore. but the entire spot is like roman colloseum massive man..

seline, shes gonna be like my pr manager for the saturday event.

stereolounge. the after-party spot after crossville's. some 'uncle club' which in term of atas-ness, i found really intimidating

drinking in the coach

after corssville's event, we were transported to pan pacific hotel in a chartered coach filled with drunk and hyperactive party revellers. the atmosphere inside is soo happening. after the trip, i think i completely understand the concept of pimping the interior of limousines. because i've always thought that limousines or luxury vans with the insides that resembled Vivocity and megaclubs - completely stupid.

someone drove the ferrari F1 to the event. hoho.. imagine driving the car, and stopping at the lights, and then a cement trucks runs over and crushes you because the F1 car is so low, the driver didnt notice. huhuh..
kyandi's pink doc martens

moping cos i came for an exhibiton, but turned out to be some rave technoparty.
kyandi

kyandi again.
moustache
n00bs can't triforce
juhardy's first time clubbing experience
lol. this picture looks like he's gonna go straight to hell. huhuh.

we were supposed to wear this glasses throughout the night.

i super-the-like this picture, cross her eyes out.

ben loves white fluids

danya's experiment:

paint a nice still life of flowers on a crystal vase

then pour a layer of linseed and turpentine concoction:

and then cry.

matthew was pissed the other time. and jr was like messing around with him.

being such a deep person, he charged his pent up utter resentment into a fist. so, in hellenisticly exaggerated and poetic motion, he laid his vengeance with fervour upon his adversary with onecataclysmic blow. i swear i heard gospel music in the room after that:

bung kai

breaking fast: 2 egg prata, 1 kosong prata and a big corn prata.

this is tiffanie modelling for some boutique in orchard

this picture is fucking hilariousss...

son..... i am disappoint.

francesca would freakout everytime if i dont post an image of her in my blog, so heres her screen cap in facebook. she would like to prove everyone that she's beyond famous by showing off her current fried request tally:

blabalblaba.. yeah, the screen cap shows a mac. ( i dont use a mac. mac users shops at topshop)

and im doing this to prove my point that i dont voluntarily do this for her so yeah....

holyshit my humour has gone down the drain peoples lately. you have to save me guys.

see you at social house on saturday.

signing off, seacrest out.

full cover with battle scars and tournament chart

2009-08-31T01:13:00.011+08:00

guys, i've been hesitating on uploading more pics for my blog man... its really some melting ice caps situation im having here and i might be moving out of this blog to a newer one. . im never wanna change my blog to a newer one because i think the japaneselumberyardhell has achieved a certain brand recognition where even the stupidest EM3 student could easily remember and spell them without fail. and i never understandd peoples who changes their blog links often. i think they would have issues naming their babies.

speaking of depleting resources, our fuel of the future would be electric. oh yes, its confirmed. and i think its wise that everyone should be cashing in on lithion battery business as it would be booming and stuff.

anyways, HOLY SHIT!

this was at the final 500m sprint and i swear my playlist was playing this song on full volume. that or vida la vida. which is the only song that i have from coldplay

arron teo's gallery exhibition
eza stoning at botak jones. definitely would come back
my shop. i'd be damn if the person is called fish ng. cos like all the ng's i know are assholes. huhuh.
the camera shop that jasmine splurged on.

they say the cameras here are so good, you could capture Jesus Christ in it.

before entering the shop, she said something along the line that goes like: now now, you better keep your religious jokes to yourself once inside okay (in macho tone of course). hahahah. and i thought i would be greeted with gospel choir singing praises which then i would grab my chest in pain and fall yelling HALLELUJAH!. huhuhuh and the promoters speak in tongues. the manager would come out and grab my forehead and preach me followed by baptising me with photo acid.

huhuh.

anyways, vibrancy day. it turned out quite fun actually.

the booth. im so amped for the next one.
all the rainbows you ever wanted
my prints which sold well (like 5 of em). i shown this to my dad later that night and he was like: people actually buy these shit??

so the night before the vibrancy day, i was in carnage mode searching for shit in my room to sell and i found this:

the basic anatomy and figure drawing final that i did last minute also. the night before the assessment of course, i had the time management of an ite chao slacker ah beng back then. this one took 4 hours to complete and had the worst perspective in human history. thank god i did not sell it. i loved the fact that even though i was fucked up and in the rush, i had time to draw detail a rifle on the left corner, kenwood in-car entertainment system, indicator lights, ashtray, septum piercing, the guy wearing striped sweater in a suit, cocaine bags stashed in the envelope flap on the roof, 3 diff environmental scenes on each windows even the sunroof. and i just realised theres a dead guy in the back seat. damn i was so awesome.

black cat and a broom. how ironic is this shit?
topman advertisment cover
room full of emo poems and lyrics. literally.
indian
class.. i am disappoint. you dont like me when i angry. my muscle start to get tangs.
rawwrrr!!
babe, i see two wonders of singapore here: the flyer and you.
a rare sight. lecturer painting their works.
at the rap awards.
another topman advertisement.
jacqueline jie ke ling's engraved itouch. shes damn adorable canzxzxz?! we almost watched like 2 movies in a day. 1am and 9pm later. was it? so, v quick movie review:

the last house on the left = 4/5 stars

G.I. Joe = 2/5 stars

minahs. background music was reggaethon when i took this pic.
christy was our figure drawing model. huhuhuh. she was as firm as a rock. uhuhuhuh. she can work at orchard if i paint her gold.
grace's skin as always. if this goes on, i think the baby would have paint as skin.
and finally, the arm wrestling tournament. series of ownageries.

kthxbye

freebird

2009-08-16T23:29:00.012+08:00

stop motion film demo.

Defeating The Hokkien Warrior:

i found this in my photoalbum who the fuck took this!?

old masters of antwerp talk. was looking forward to checking out peter paul reubens.

pocket rocket
horseshit
jason's theatre friend
achtungmercedesbenzcanoncarlziessboschtoblerone
zouk toilet door. never seen this because i never took a shit in zouk before. oh, i come to zouk 459672 times alright, never dared to take a shit in it but yesterday in zouk just had to take a sweet smooth shit.

me, elle, junius and clement

cosmic gate, motherfuckers. quite an epic night.

we ate qam's girlfriend donuts
HIGHLEVEL art!
commando guard duty
we had to paint this
yeejia chio modelling. huhuh look bryan
miss chio stayped put like a doll as we drew her. she got a blog. i like this particularly this post.

after that, i think my hp got hijacked again.
baby and mama firefly
jason's kiam pa face

- The Fish. says:

technogeekubernerd

shizukuin says:

no, more like superoverpoweredgirlgamer

beelan

easel warehouse sale. you see the usual hokkien speaking auntie and her coolie along side her. huhuh. only thing missing are cigarettes on their lips and waist pouch.
inkblot transformation

if u zoom closer to the image above, you could find:

CAPTAIN SPAULDING!!

twenty dollar note. okay now whatever bye bye.

i shalt update my shit more frequently now. its getting more like gummy weekly.

lengloi! lengloi!!

2009-08-08T23:18:00.020+08:00

Currently listening to:

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

10/8/2009 2:05:56 AM ✬ Suedehead ✬ - The Fish. miss u dude

10/8/2009 2:06:01 AM ✬ Suedehead ✬ - The Fish. not in a gay way

10/8/2009 2:06:04 AM ✬ Suedehead ✬ - The Fish. in a bro way

hahahhaa. fag!

moving on!

my first time flying alone!

went for a business work trip over at penang island:

woozie shot. have no fucking idea why's it like that. fucks up my professional photography. HATES it when this happens.

anyways, i was hoping that upon my arrival, the guys over at malaysia would hold a large sign that says my name out on the arrival gates. instead i have to wait outside the taxi stand and look out for a 'black Honda Ciwic'. while waiting, i tucked my ass into a mcmeal in penang airport.

you know what they call a Quarter Pounder over in France? Royale With Cheese

and because my boss arrives a day later, i have to spend a day sleeping in the malaysia office branch, which was tidy and cool.

my suite.

i dont know why, but malaysian waters are cooling when you take the morning shower. and esp when u use that pail thing with the handle and pour it over the head. nice sloshing waterfall experience
kitchen full of supplies
my hanger/mosquito coil

imagine after a sweaty day playing basketball and asking the vendor:

uncle! gimme 100 PLUS!

ghetto
penang bridge
my suite 2nd day onwards.
their lighting at the dawn are dramatic
that night we had McTucky Fried Chicken, some select cold cut Lok Lok, fried kuayteow, penang apom, cheng tng with quail egg and shit tons of food with chingchong names. was a cheap and scrumptous meal. if only newton's like this.
the krystal suite. it. is . fucking. immense. like nafa's skylight studio. see the distance of the microwave and theres still yards of space behind me.

i love their website. makes a nice ding ding sound like pet society.

bedroom dfs cigarettes. S$19.80 for an entire carton
slippery senorita.

OH AND THAT PLACE PLAYED MAMBO! i was like holy shit i need to fucking dance to this, but no one is mambo-ing! awkward balloon. if this happens in sg, you would see everyone moving and dancing in unison and 7-8 guys with centre-parting on the bar top busting the moves.

anyways i drank alot taht night i have no fucking idea how i got back to the suite, nor took a pic of a toilet with brimful of shit(nsfbr= not safe for blogger readers), nor an image of this engine bay of this evo X:

DEAR GUY/GAL/FELLA WHO SENT ME HOME,

while i was shit smashed over at georgetown bars and clubs and you picked me up from at about 4am on the 7th Friday of August 2009, after the closing. the night was pouring with rain and you picked me up. i forgot what was your car, but im sure it was some sharp nosed sporty dirty grey-ish coloured car and i slept like a cat in your car. however, i do remember when i reached my suite, i thought you were a taxi driver, so i wanted to pay you, but you obliged, and sent me on my way to the bellboy to send me up.

you are the coolest shit in the earth. i did not have a chance to thank you upon this recollection after the hangover.

do email me if your reading this: platinum_bergg@hotmail.com

if you happened to read this and identify yourself, i would duly reward you with an opulent gift and recognition.

and i stayed in the hotel that morning because i was so hungover, i could not do shit. after i sobered up, i noticed a piss stain on the carpet by the bedroom wall. definitely NOT my fault.

my undrunkable streak was broken 675 wins : 1 KO loss.

but never vomited. (still in the pro league)

like a noble samurai losing a fight or Kane losing a match and he takes off his mask, i guess its time to reveal my undrunkable method skill:

its called the Mike Tan's Frog Style.

its named after a reknowned fat guy in the office who's legend says he's undrunkable. he looks like jabba the hutt after couple of Tiger buckets, lamborghini and AK 47s. if you could virtually feel 60- 80% drunk, sit down on a stool, cross your ankles, pile up all body fats so that the throat pipe's 90 degrees perpendicular to the floor (alot of people did not know that they should sit upright when they are drunk.) then drink the mixers/water without the ice. slowly.

look around the club, during this ordeal without moving any part of the body. just the eyeballs. you feel like a frog (thus the name), stationary in a jamming booming club. if done properly, in 15 mins, you're ready to rock again.

the swimming pool view from the window,.
after i cleared up, i went down to buy myself a domino cheesy double thincrust pepperoni whatever.

the garlic bread is playdoh smooth and chewy

city of penang

late night swimming with the boss after drinking at the joint. huhuhuh!!

cover up tattoo
wasnt supposed to upload this, but francesca told me to leave it when she had photolog rehearsal upload. i gained weight.
nooo pork at all!
A&A guys.

me and alex. lanjiao quality. using some guy's hp to take this cos my batt was low. bluetoothed the day later.

typical room setting after 2 nights stay
penang international sports arena
it fair
ayam goreng McD
penang airport

previous happenings:

fiddled around with jannah's cool lg phone. it has a stylus and a sketch it program. fun!

primary school colouring
FOLICIA!!
buy this in SMU's 7 eleven near the Kopitiam. tastes like goat's ass.
me being a genius
Butter Factory VIP card

jean shows off her earrings. the ring thing looks like its 20kg and gonna rip a slice down the lobe man.
zi lian
salmon with Echar over at parkway. banquet's carrot cake is awesome
wrestling fan! u see mimi squatting down behind?? yeah, shes gonna jump out the easel like rey mysterio. with background music and pyrotechnics shooting up in the sky.
zangrief wearing soulja boy glasses.
yeejia!! so happy with her faces on the wall.

better posts coming up.

arr, auntie i want lice, gimme wedgie.

2009-07-26T04:07:00.017+08:00

okay, the singnet-blogger problem doesn't do justice. demoralises me everytime i log in and the create post page looks like cock, and i cant upload shit. thanks to my internet savvy-ness and exceptional net-skills, other fellow bloggers using singnet could blog now. but the catch is that you guys have to blog by using Internet Explorer only. (IE 7 and above) if you encounter similar probrem, follow this steps:

Tools -> Internet Options
Click on "Connections" page tab
Click on "LAN Settings" button (if you are using Broadband)
Check "Use a proxy server for your LAN ..." checkbox
Click on "Advanced" button
Under HTTP type, input "proxy.singnet.com.sg" for proxy address and "8080" for port
and then refresh page.

now, ye long awaited blog:

Junior

the Matt

LOL! photoshop pro. i love the fact that the lady's ass levitates and covering the entire driver side of the windscreen. i want to be like an Enjoy employee/

Kua simi lanjiao?

rina and her gangster auntie. her gangster auntie is big time legendary okay. she owns Pasir Ris Downtown West area, got like a big phoenix-dolphin tribal tattoo on her back, been to jail six times, and everywhere she goes, lians would part their bangs followed by standing in Sedia Position.

the choc DANYA bought for me when she went for the Eurotrip. i love you deep deep. im trying the Feine Pralinen Auswarornazichemercedesbenz out this noon.

harry potter wands jasmine purchased.

loffy. loefe. loffy. kim ga hee

the ah lian board. top right if you zoom, says: I Love Techno
*~[(XiAo BaBy)]~*

me and gail. finally met her like again. long lost.

somewhere in my heart im always, dancing with you in the sum-mer rain.

leonard and qi yi. almost all of the shots are misfires.

nasi lee. she's yummy

robin.

siao keng

showing off the tattoo the wrong way round. huhuh.

Sol branded.

Kenrick's job

Faziella Isa. her birthday yesterday was small and sweet in the lounge room. and i was sleeping right in front of the cake. how honorable. huhuh.

Echar. i like stance and poses like this. i call this the attitude problem pose.

hoeii! welcome to Toastbox, my name is nicooole charrn~..

first time ever eating milo bread.

installation art.

porno.

OBEY x Fish 'Obey me, motherfucker' t-shirt. retails at S$226. my collabo with OBEY label.

Tony Hawk pro skating in the studio space. man, you should've been there man, i was doing ollies and 360 over the sinks and a kickflip can-can grind over the scultures and racks.

immersing themselves in the profound depth of my work.

anna sleeping in class.

the projector cocks up, so grandmaster chua poh leng flips the desktop monitor. manta style.

watching porn in the boss's car.

clearing out my room and i dugged last sems dated shit:
the loanshark paper.

syirr's sis helped me out for the watercolour ass'ment

adolf syitler did this.

this one tooo.

and honorable mention:

MY A2 watercolour final drawing. which took 30 FUCKING MINUTES! to 815am (time for submission: 9 am) , before i packed my shit and cabbed my ass over to nafa. i was in set-up fury upon arrival at my studio space.

still life object laid on the washing machine sposed to be oranges and grapes on a plate, fab detergent, a stack of cash, and a bottle of pokka green tea in a plastic basin. the whisky bottle on the side table of the couch at the balcony is incomplete. so as the details on the red 1992 honda civic hatchback at the back. LUCKY i managed to get an overall Drawing 2 grade of 'B'!

shudders, r-else could've been reassessment for me.

you got the whole world in your hands

stayed the entire night last week talking non stop with ben, flancesca, eve and maxim. they smoked that much cigarettes.. i tell you, the combined amount of tar in their lungs is enough to build an expressway-grade road. like 3km tops.

mushroom indie kid

pastamania. after food we had like an armwrestling tournament. i cant believe that i lost to:

flancesca. eve's power blows me out of the water.

corporal

karyn showing off her old neoprints

and her new earrings

i played sims 3 and played around with the character edit function and created the ultimate bengz:

creating the ultimate lian.

dont have white haivanas.

temperature stickers

jasmine live model drawing
the wenfeng style. not clear with the camera shot

bljh

johnston!

mambo the week before.

evonne and gail.

some crazy old man went up the ladies platform and danced solo. poor mambo queen annabelle have to give way to that old fart.

kenrick

sam.

malina's friend. i swear i forgot her name. aina, ain or something.

evonne and felicia.

lofe and the peace sign phenomena

the view on the first day in school. new beginnings.

okay. its 2am, and i need to fucking sleep. toook me 5 hours for this shit.

Biggest shark in the park

2009-07-22T05:30:00.014+08:00

im using all l33t geek skillz i have to fix this shit. and i've actually posted this post blindman's way because, blogger is being a dingdong. so dont blame me if i delay my shit.

i have to fucking blogg!! fix the fucking javascript, blogger!

moving on:
the two dollars note eve got when she had her petrol pump change. rutarded.

over at the chalet. you guys like wasted a bomb ass night la. shit tons of food and enough to grow 6 beer bellys.

where the party people at?! couldve been a serious house party if no one got flu or stuff to do that day.

stairwell to heaven

we then went all outwardbounds shit, cutting through tall grasses and bushes. climbing over mounds and then started to venture down a lone lighthouse along a rocky jetty. its so well hidden, it could well be like a secret level portal spot. i swear if i dress cosplay that day, i will like double my hitpoints and level up my lightning skill x3 to fight the Hell Ogre in the secret cave.

album cover material

i was really that sad okay. whiny brat face. i wanted to go back to somewhere established as soon as possible, because its all getting solemn and country-rock mood i really wanted to get the fuck back home so much.

top of the world - the carpenters

huat.

southest point of changi.

over at work, preparing birthday card and cake for the boss. Fuck. i forgot to show off the card i designed.

~~{(I iS SiBeH Ch1O cAnZzz!?!)}~~

me and peh hoong kia.

we went to the marina barrage to celebrate his birthday. boss drove us there with his wife. met jason cut cake take pic blbalbalballs. then we went straight to prinsep place's Liquid Gold. jason drove half of us there with the new peugeot.

sleeping in the bar

hahaha caleb was shit drunk. look at his face. hes just short of a horn from being satan.

the boss

the boss and his wife

the only place that serves heaven and earth for green tea only.

over at zouk.

shikin and wanqi.

ryan

i dont know but you all but i think shes unrealisticly hot

fuuueled by redbull vodka.

jason and jean

marr's ass.

me: i need an S size
marr: i dont have an S at all.
me: of course you dont.

cant remember her name.

jasmine

malina and that woman wearing hulk hogan kind of specs. i bet my racist monkshillians friends would soo disapprove this or anything malay for that matter. specially shinman

anyways, Hassan Sunny's wedding.(OMG maj's sis)
ya, the goalkeeper for Singapore. Lionel Louis is too old for the sport i heard. the wedding was cool. quite atas standards. guests are a-list, celebs, soccerplayers with faces so smooth, handsome and chiselled, its almost aerodynamic. the buffet list was extensive, it goes long enough for track and field. menu includes tradish, indian, chinese, western, desert of dessert (theres even a popcorn stand). by far one of the best void-deck event ive attended.

space extension. maj says previously her bigger sis's wedding was just the void deck. the bro extends on both side. if its her turn to get married, they would need to like place roadblocks for the weddind to expand till the carpark.
huhuh. tall order.
no noisy mat motorbike convoy.

the entire S-League was there.

kim carter marie and me.

then the bride and groom changed to the 'boyan' traditional outfit. correct me if im wrong yo.

butterfly lashes

tiffanie being fake and christy.. LOL! her hair makes her entire ensemble makes her look like she has 6 grandchildrens, 14 sons and 7 daughters.

mum club. huhuhuh!!

tiffanie and maj.

fuck im late for school. look at the time. 9am.

double buddha!

2009-07-13T01:53:00.016+08:00

wah lao eh! its 5.48 now and im still talking to jacqueline and blogging this.

cool or what uh??
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anyways, i went for a soulful study trip with eve and ben.
she have an awesome fetish. she loves completing connect-the-dots, follow-the-lines and margin aided shit like this.
interesting yo.
hens hope for happy chicks
ben said this optical illusion he made would drasticly fuck up yourr mind .
cute improv drawing eve made when i drew some circles.
stumbled upon these scene kids over at hmv after work.
exposure whitebalance shutterspeed frame setting DSLR ISO OMG WTF BBQ

alright the other time, i went over for singapore night festival! i skipped the stacked pink tanks made of plywood, but managed to catch the wheel of fortune:
holy pristine shit

wait! whats that noise?!

WHADDERFUCK!?
asteroid.
BOOM!! cbcbcbcb!! if you see any suspicious article, please call 911.
woaahh the national museum kena rocket strike!

aiyo! damage!

awww!! overr...
these people cannot smile properly.

over at tanah merah country club the other time

you dont fuck with these people.
predator spotted corner shop

simpang bedok. i managed to catch a purple aurora from the neon signs. kind of skills photography students cant even achieve plox.

over at workplace, some alien attack me:

sidejob! creepy cos she looks like MJ abit.

and i hated the fact that everyones cashing in on Micheal Jackson's death lor.

im heading to a last minute chalet later. francs dad was sorry that she couldnt join us for the night cycling (cos his dad was concerned bout her safety and stuff) , so to make up for all that, he booked a chalet for her to host an event and shit tons of beer to go along with that.. hahhaha fucking princess of simei. anyways, this is her face when she was crying on the phone arguing with the dad.

better posts soon. been busy. my body stay vicious, ive been out in the gym, just working on my fitness, shes my witness. i would find news worthy pics and subjects to discuss.. world affairs, current affairs. if id be talking bout my life essentially, i would use twitter. but i think twitter is stupid. so as the name. anyways, have u guys read the blog of the stupidest emo in singapore?
if u havent, come find me! :D!

omgwtfbbq

2009-07-04T02:31:00.011+08:00

click to zoom!
wahrao, i know its loving and all, but if u look closer the boy is actually drooling on the momma's knockers.
ewww lor
hot pants
eve
used to live here with all my gold medals and title belts. i was like herculean lor, i actually constructed a condo myself because i thought i would save some dollars on foreign muscle.
me and marr

woodlands chicken ham cheese takoyaki.
afan at toni and guy
ben's place
15 min shit
advertising some of my hot buns
while i work
me and tines sucmakok
sumowrestling in zouk
me and assile.
pristine shit
geisha shit
mum got these for me and father
for the stupider sister
the slightly intelligent stupid sister
mother
my photography skillz is epic dopez or what??
before they clean 6-12 out. the fine art- work of year 1 2008.
banquet pager first time seen it. if your food ordered is done for pick up, this thing would vibrate furiously.
kenrick, karyn and pang ngee

zirca
elle

her name is suchada
if zirca happens to goes bankrupt or something, i would buy this chandelier for my mother.

she like yummy or what man?
another epic shot from me. 7 pm is the magic hour
ben's 100 not streak
hot ladies treated me well the other time in flea market. they fanned me like im some kinda prince of india and then nicely fold my shit, gives me back my change with nicer and crisp notes and then personally wrapped and left a message before my royal departure from their stall. dope or whatz?
my colleague's ORIGINAL juicy couture (couch-er) watch. asspensive

>Its Princess Francesca's post<

2009-07-02T11:43:00.002+08:00

Hi fish and his fellow interwebbbbers! Francesca here, you might know me better as Ben's fantasy girl.

Sitting here right in between Bugis Junction and Iluma. Prior to this entry, we were sucking on our huge straws, chewing on our pearly balls while looking at Edison Chen's leaked racy stash of unshaven pussies and chinese boobs.

We went to lau par sat for dinner earlier on however we didn't enjoy our meals at all!

I learnt something new about fish today. The Fish doesn't eat seafood. The Fish doesn't even eat the FISHcake in his mee goreng.

Ben and i on top of our respective meals, had awesome orh lua.

hehe .

Oh Ya, The Fish had a haircut at tony and guy and he looks so fucking hot like a fucking Pirhana. Oh yeah oh yeah thats my fish. Ben and fish are currently discussing about some anal operation thingy where they insert a camera up a hole where by right, entrance should never be permitted.

Now we are talking about stability in life. Stability to me is Very Important. I mean it is not a crime to be adventurous and take risks but along the way, all we want after all is to be successful.

Because my life has always been so luxurious, i do not have any intentions of venturing away from that lifestyle.

Stability and comfort.

Alright, i think thats all. Back to more grotesque conversation with my boys.

Always hot,
Francesca.

entire month of june

2009-06-26T17:10:00.032+08:00

okay, backed up drafts. time to unleash, this is gonna be like some record long post.

sheryo is the hottest shit artist in the EARF. in the earf!! you have to see her in person, BEFORE YOU DIE. shes like ultra cute la. so as her works. met her in the HYPERCOLOR exhibition in the LOFT gallery which i was invited by ben's awesome white friend, aaron which brings us out to sheesha which he then invites us to outerspace universe awesomeland.
kid maxim
you have no fucking idea whos legs that is.
deep in art discussion.
ma homies, Lil' Max and G Hyun
intense shit.
the 'underground' art gallery
maxim again shoving food down her throat with babyspoon.
awesomest guy alive basking in the shine of the sunset and baffled by the power of the sun.
euwayne's car
hossan leong, and his hosay stomach
karyn's friend which i forgot what his name was, but he was a cool fella.
karyn
robin
euwayne. he got some serious cool name.
my mambo team

so after all those monthsm countless nights out, mambo tracks like love in the first degree on loop and hours of mambo training on webchat- the blood, sweat, tears and time finally paid off. check this out:

the losers
consolation prize winners, scoff. HAH!

naw, just busting your balls. we didnt win it.

dollar dollar billz yaw.
jean
for some reason, i love coloured lightings. maybe thats why i love the nightlife.
in the lift for recycled people (handicapped)
the bangs-line is what i aim fo'.

milk spilling out from the clouds. fuck i should be a photography major. reason i didn't join is that i worry i would like blow photography students out of the water, u know. you wouldnt know that one day they would like pluck my prized eyeballs out with a spoon and come up with advanced technology to extract powers from my eyeballs which has the ability to find epic beauty like this, you know. :D
belt with a bottle opener buckle. so useful.
marr.
drawing designs. and thats her crap laptop.

noodle dragon
rubbish club stamps lor. but nice design
picking the lead singer's nose
name of the band is Saving Someone. Cool. after listening 2 minutes into the music, someone needs to save me.
note that when this picture was taken, the club was pumping, bass bumping up and loud. woooo!! look at the crowd!! holy shit! alot of fucking ladies up in the club tonight. --- save me.
then i hooked up with this girl, well, shes cute. she says she hangs out in lucky plaza every sunday and promises to teach me tagalog if i come by her hometown one day.
flanceska and ben
shee looks like this when i told her that the club, her friends' band and topshop sucks. hah! of course i was joking.
the Kult magazine launch party in the OldSchool
the bar. there was a juicy chic with nice rack serving me 42 Below feijoa with minimal sprite on the rocks served with cucumber. and the way she served it with megan fox pout made it extra dope.
ben and his literal dope friend aaron. talking about universe and shit.
the party was INFESTED with angmoh and art fiends. makes you feel extra intelligent and cultured being 'in the circle' u know'msayin?
why the fuck?!
mambo team
euwayne
karyn
mambo lord
jug of pissjuice
priscilla
size up

thick brownie with vanilla ice cream
next time dining in breeks, do not forget to order the massive attack. lived up to the massive in the name, that thang. used the iphone for size comparison.
bigger than your boyfriend's head
some herbed chicken patty with poached potatos and tossed salad. if your thinking that im trying to get a shot of my date's cleavage, no im not, im waay above that okay. i mean what kinda guy photographs cleavages?.
pen sketch: Fann Wong and the new Suzuki SUV. idea came out after watching some Ice Age movie. no reference as always.
pen skill +11 experience
Knusperkeks. best chocolate ever. yes, beats ROYCE and Godiva. my mother is a chocolate connoiseur okay.
gummy jedi
yoda
the force. the candy empire.
look at that! look at that! orgasmic panoramic shot or what man.
size of a dick = one kid long.
oh come on baby, you can handle it.
i know love it
the ball player
sitting by the rocks
yes, i know. epic beach shot.
trainspotting
spotted this orange on orange nissan GT-R in some seedy karang guni wholesale factory centre
angel. the guy's been living in newton all along. now hes staying in dubai indefinitely.
summer rain in zouk
karyn and my white teeth
jason and robin
damn it i like this picture rockin' the rave on bowtie
Concept Car and Cheryl.
rotring pens. i dont even know who the fuck these womens are, came from the head, just had to draw it. Geylang Angels
tints
i dont like complimenting people!
single sales record.
the mp4 watch. the concept of the product is cool. swapped ipod for this for a day, i feel like a cock walking around in public and having people looking at me with my ears wired to the watch. shudders.
G.I. Ju
Yapchinhuat-Benz
Francescur
new phone i just gots. samsungs working fine, let dumbass sister #2 to use it for now.
some naive art matisse and giacometti shit.
boss's daughter
her name is tyra. cool. or. what. man.
quite cute la.
went over to sabrina's place. before she went to some cultural exchange thing in japan.
true shit. but not if they are as fit as me.
ray and her happening girlfriend, seline.
these are art students that rolls on the darkside. the kind that love the color black(only), leather(black) and metal (black)
yeah, i roll with them. i bring the light.
gwace and danya
yizhen. gay purple phantom. more pictures that night in faceboook.
we push papers
2-km long great fence of malay, sia. wah lao, taufik and hady won already. i bet the next one would be named either : kamil, borhan hishyam, jamal, karim, rashit or zulfuckar. tak boleh tahan man
and it was 12am that night.
click to zoom if u cant read the red fonts

karyn's cat
wah!! i went to fucking joo koon leh! have u ever been there? its like being on the edge of the world!
megatron shit in science centre
alot of chicks. actually i wanted to bring one home.
some satanic device. would upload the video of the flight someday.
fashion merchandising grads show
juxtapose
adeline, x-tabel, fred and HZ's team. i was like wtf's the name man? pas.tiche. NOT. manly. at. all.
but menswear label for young adults fancy me. except topman of course.
some childrenswear label called 'poofy poofy' or something.
kicking it with some G's on the west side. J-Dub shit gold some times.
ghetto finger tattoos. Tampines with slayer fonts
tattoo redo
found this picture hidden somewhere while clearing up my shit. thats me and my retarded little sisters. yea, retarded. i mean look at them.
best over-the-counter ice cream. vanilla and red beans stuffed in wafer in shape of a fish
just had to take a picture of my sexy body once in a while ya know ya know.
kawryn
caleb. this fella got h1n1 stay the fuck away from him. haha. he wants his funeral wake held in zouk, free entry for ladies and 'if the wind shall bloweth, it shall bloweth BRB. AFK" written on his tombstone.
jeanster
QZW

puzzle fighter 2
pwnage! firstblood!
cant believe they could play video in this shiro mp3 wait no, mp4 player. the screen is like smaller than my fucking nail man.
karyn's asleep. and im gonna do just that.
some pic she took while in the honda dealership showroom

holyshit its 6.30am i know its not much but i shall give more this week. promz.

seacrest out.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like??

2009-06-22T23:21:00.002+08:00

huhuuh... malaysian indians spelling: tosai masa'alah = tosai problem. huhuh

the shinman shop

okay, so me, father, and his brothers (uncles) went upnorth to malaysia for shopping. this time we shopped in the more uptown 'atas' state in malacca, father say, KL prices of product there are no different than shopping here in sg making the entire trip full of shit.

and holyshit i almost died in a crash again. lor

some poor saga 'shielded' our crash. some car recklessly tried to beat the lights. thank god everyone was okay and our SUV was unscathed without a scratch. malaysian roads are such hazards. or maybe its because that im a tragic-crash magnet if i happen to be in malaysia.

traffic is horrendous. everytime my dad drives up north, confirm there would be some modded out malaysian car driving close behind, inches from the car.

if i were to live there, i would buy a big black Hummer H1 with bulletproof glass windows. so i could run over proton saga's like cockroaches, and with massive engine, its good to utilise the cheap petrol available in Malaysia.
but then again, if i were to own such car, it would be stolen within a week of purchase.

whatever. wow lor! when was the last time i blogged?!

Assessment was hell, okay! entire week of no sleep. good thing i have like redbull for its 'pharmaceutical' properties, i managed to stay up forever. and the last day thursday i didnt manage to get sleep because someone asked me out for Rebellion on Zirca, but ended up staying over for DVD. and on on the following friday, i think theres this debrief thing, initially thought it was pointless. all in all, the effort placed down in that shit i realised was worth it.

AND (i dunno bout ya'll, but) THAT LEOPARD PRINTS, SEPTUM RING CHIC IS HAWTT. LOR. ..

OH OH OH, i tried out some sample of this product somewhere. the moment i applied it, it feels like my face meld beyond recognition and started to look like pierce brosnan. some instantaneous and prolonged zest kick to the face i like about it and lately it kinda drasticly reduce the population of pimple cultivation i have in the face now. certainly helped after 1 long month of hell.

the (gasp) :

L'Oreal men expert hydra energetic turbo booster intense recovery moisturiser

the name of that product is mouthful i tell you. imagine asking a china chinese staff in sheng shiong when looking for this.

you: eh friend, where can i find the L'Oreal men expert hydra energetic turbo.....
(china staff scratches head till hairless)
you: ....booster intense recovery moisturiser ah?

for late nights out. try this on. it works like a fucking miracle i tells you. yeah, i tells you. works like a charm, because under the darkness and clublights, everyone suddenly look supermodel-level FABULOUS. and the magic with this potion is that it kind of like supercharge your tired face afgter

previous happenings:

rashmi's hair re-bondage

man, she completed only 1 year of fine arts in nafa, and shes heading to the States already.

the '100% alcohol' sake over at danya's place. try it sitting over a searing hot water pan, then drink it straight when its hot. fyar fyar!!

mina day.
darkness
happiness

phone camera have major fucking issues with the exposure. i could possibly be the shittiest photographer in my artistic circle though i think im the most badass in terms of finding THE view.

the sakura fortress.
the two stars of the KANako and rINA day
thosai and chapati pigout with my fat boss
the large lamp post that i would be painting later in aug.

orange sales have been shit lately and my mom think my face deserve some nutrient so father brought back shit tons of oranges and crammed them in the fridge

still life photgraphy

i shalt blog more as of today. waht a fucking hiatus right.
i know u like me, i know you do. hold on fo more

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

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click to zoom.

uploaded this exclusively for rina, cos she couldn;t figure out how to translate .png file. take a look at my result.

omg, i kept telling people that if i dont get at least 3 A's i'd go BALLISTIC!
and B-B-B-Ballistic i was lor!

yeah, forgot to edit my ic number. misuse my credentials, i would go CSI: Geylang Lorong 21 on your shit.